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Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:56 pm
by IceT-Bag
Thanks C
uZ (look at the "
U"!), I can always count on you for sound advice, blackmail, and more importantly how to describe a sexual accident at the hospital in the least embrassing way.
I now have a good excuse for when that ferret gets stuck again
I fly out first thing in the morning to get to Montreal in the afternoon, I can just imagine the conversation:
Taxi in downtown Montreal wrote:
Taxi: Where to sir (in attempted sexy french-english accent)
Me: Why is there no assault?
Taxi: Sorry sir, I dont have a clue what your on about (in startled sexy french-english accent)
Me: If you dont know why there is no assault, you aint worth talking to, but whilst I am still talking to you...take me to my hotel my good man
Hotel wrote:
Hotel Receptionist: Hello sir, how can i help you?
Me: Why is there no assault?
Hotel Receptionist: Sorry sir, I dont follow?
Me: Get your manager
Hotel Manager: Yes Sir, can I help?
Me: Why is there no assault?
Hotel Manager: Errr, parle vous no wierdo
Me: I'll check in for now then thanks
Ubi wrote:
Me: Hi Mr/Mrs/Miss Ubi dev, nice to see you, why is there no assault?
Mr/Mrs/Miss Ubi Dev: Ice, you do realise you've come all the way from your hotel to UBI HQ and your not wearing any pants!
Me: I dont have time for pants - where is assault?
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:16 pm
by BladeZZ
long may your dung wreek
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:56 pm
by umbongo(uk)
whats a mobile phone
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 10:51 pm
by CuZ
WelshClown wrote:sweets answer made sense much better!
Appart from being wrong it was a great answer....
Ice-its a tricky 1! I dont thick its stupid!
PMSL Ice
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:43 pm
by elpopo
ahah
btw, canadian don't really have a french accent... i guess it s like when u hear a welsh speaking english... sounds weird
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:32 am
by CuZ
Hmm wonder how early your flight is...
Wonder if you have access to this before you leave the country...
...wonder if you rang your phone provider to set up International Roaming
before you leave (not all but some providers insist on this)
Yeah I know... something I could have mentioned much earlier... Sorry!
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:41 am
by Welsh
I NEVER SAID THAT!
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:42 pm
by CuZ
No [sh*t]....
Have you started UNI yet?
There is still time to drop out and be Lee Trundels codpiece...
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:34 pm
by Porky
CuZ wrote:No [sh*t]....
Have you started UNI yet?
There is still time to drop out and be Lee Trundels codpiece...
thats why he's goin to uni to get enuf grades to become that
Re: Dumb ass question
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:57 pm
by Sky
Porky wrote:CuZ wrote:No [sh*t]....
Have you started UNI yet?
There is still time to drop out and be Lee Trundels codpiece...
thats why he's goin to uni to get enuf grades to become that
I thought he was going to Uni because the sheep there are easier